Knife Goes In.....

lizdexia:

oscarwoolf:

I really, really wish this was a gag magazine cover. But it is not.

Um, Vagina, Are You Okay Down There? sounds like a lost Judy Blume novel.

So my husband got this magazine sent to him in the mail (we think a friend is pranking him because he has been getting People, Self and this). Anyways, this is the worst magazine ever. Just really shitty advice, self hate guidelines and there was even a three page article how you should avoid being MURDERED!!!

But my real issue is how uncomfortable I am that this is Dakota Fanning gracing the cover of this shit rag. When did this happen?